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Created on 2002-06-07 23:40:10 (#586927), last updated 2004-08-21
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Basic Info| Name: | Matthew James |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 06-24 |
| Location: | San Francisco, United States |
BioThis person enjoy sports except for hockey. We have tried to like hockey but find it umamusing. This is not because of the low scoring. We like soccer. We like baseball most especially. We hope the boston red sox will someday win. We are a very serious red sox fan. We have tried to hate the Yankee's but cannot. But we does not like them.
We prefer to talk in we in profiles. This is not to because it is a royal we, or it means more than the conventional I, or it carries with it an authority. It is only because it is fun. We think you should try it sometime.
We understand that writing in we is inversely egoistical. The writer wishes to express he is trying to overcome all egoism he has experience through being an english major. We know this is egotistical. We also realize admitting egoism is egotictical. The writer is sorry for this fact and is trying to overcome it. Like a big mountain. What do we do when we reach big mountains? We climb them. Sometimes with flags.
The writer admits to having problems with his mother. This is another thing he is hoping to overcome. But this mountain is much taller. And filled with Psychologists. Psychologists don't like to climb. They prefer talking. They also like money.
We are afraid of food going bad or not being cooked all the way. This is a constant fear and leads to the multiation of meat while still within the pan. This is probably due to eating and drinking spoiled things while a child. A part of the big mountain. At least that's what my psychologist said.
The big mountain is not to be confused with the band big mountain who did a surprising good cover of Baby I like Your Way on the Reality Bites soundtrack. It is to be confused with mountains such as Kilamenjaro which the writer has never seen but heard it is big.
The writer would like to apologize for the beginning of the journal. This part was written in a bad state. Like Nebraska. Which, like the first part of the journal, is very long and hard to travel through. Which the writer does not recommend. Do not go there.
The writer would like to acknowledge he fears death but in a bluish romantic way. We believe this is fun. You'll see.
We know this is very much like a book or more specifically a memoir. We do not mean this as plagiarism but a following of style and think it fine since the writer knows the author of the memoir. Not in the way of having met him once. He would know the writer's name and perhaps introduce him to whoever is next to him at, let's say, a party or a mountain climbing exhibition. The author is kind like that.
The writer would end with say he hopes you enjoy his writing. If you do not enjoy his writing please send a letter to the writer. This letter must show a person reading the writing of the writer and not enjoying it or a significant argument to show distaste in more than one posting. This cannot be an email but if you wish to write to the author please email him and he will give you his address. The writer cannot simply print his address for all to see. Please include something showing you have read the writer's journal such as a critique or a picture of you reading with disgust. Remember to center yourself in the picture. Also remember to keep your clothes on. The writer will then send you an apology. Letters with pictures of tigers, or things in accordance with tigers, will be given preferencial treatment and something added will accompany the apology. Tigers are recently fascinating to the writer. Except for Tony the Tiger whom the writer does not like and will throw out letters containing. This is real.
We prefer to talk in we in profiles. This is not to because it is a royal we, or it means more than the conventional I, or it carries with it an authority. It is only because it is fun. We think you should try it sometime.
We understand that writing in we is inversely egoistical. The writer wishes to express he is trying to overcome all egoism he has experience through being an english major. We know this is egotistical. We also realize admitting egoism is egotictical. The writer is sorry for this fact and is trying to overcome it. Like a big mountain. What do we do when we reach big mountains? We climb them. Sometimes with flags.
The writer admits to having problems with his mother. This is another thing he is hoping to overcome. But this mountain is much taller. And filled with Psychologists. Psychologists don't like to climb. They prefer talking. They also like money.
We are afraid of food going bad or not being cooked all the way. This is a constant fear and leads to the multiation of meat while still within the pan. This is probably due to eating and drinking spoiled things while a child. A part of the big mountain. At least that's what my psychologist said.
The big mountain is not to be confused with the band big mountain who did a surprising good cover of Baby I like Your Way on the Reality Bites soundtrack. It is to be confused with mountains such as Kilamenjaro which the writer has never seen but heard it is big.
The writer would like to apologize for the beginning of the journal. This part was written in a bad state. Like Nebraska. Which, like the first part of the journal, is very long and hard to travel through. Which the writer does not recommend. Do not go there.
The writer would like to acknowledge he fears death but in a bluish romantic way. We believe this is fun. You'll see.
We know this is very much like a book or more specifically a memoir. We do not mean this as plagiarism but a following of style and think it fine since the writer knows the author of the memoir. Not in the way of having met him once. He would know the writer's name and perhaps introduce him to whoever is next to him at, let's say, a party or a mountain climbing exhibition. The author is kind like that.
The writer would end with say he hopes you enjoy his writing. If you do not enjoy his writing please send a letter to the writer. This letter must show a person reading the writing of the writer and not enjoying it or a significant argument to show distaste in more than one posting. This cannot be an email but if you wish to write to the author please email him and he will give you his address. The writer cannot simply print his address for all to see. Please include something showing you have read the writer's journal such as a critique or a picture of you reading with disgust. Remember to center yourself in the picture. Also remember to keep your clothes on. The writer will then send you an apology. Letters with pictures of tigers, or things in accordance with tigers, will be given preferencial treatment and something added will accompany the apology. Tigers are recently fascinating to the writer. Except for Tony the Tiger whom the writer does not like and will throw out letters containing. This is real.
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